"no laws claws" signature golf towel

make a statement with the towel that breaks the rules — the fat dad “no laws claws” edition. inspired by the legendary black cherry claw, this towel brings the same chill energy to the course that it does to the cooler. built for players who swing big, laugh loud, and never lay up.

highlights

• 📏 size: approx. 16” x 24”
• 🧵 material: premium microfiber blend for maximum absorbency + quick-dry performance
• 🎨 design: bold “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws” center graphic with fat dad golf co. branding on both ends — a nod to the cherry claws that started it all 🍒
• ⛳ details: durable hanging loop + carabiner for easy bag attachment

whether you’re wiping down your sticks, cooling off after a long par save, or cracking a black cherry mid-round, this towel keeps the vibe high and the game loose 🍻.

**personalization available on open center region.